Okay, a part of me really, really (wants this), another part of me is laughing uncontrollably, and yet another part of me is madly facepalming...

Crossposting for those who don't follow starkindustries: I've just finished my Tony/House crossover slash trilogy. It takes place after my fic Iron & Irony, but should make sense even if you haven't read that.

Title: Malt & Mockery
Author: Veldeia
Fandom: Iron Man (movieverse)/House MD
Spoilers: House MD up to the end of season 4, and all of Iron Man, the movie, of course
Pairings: Tony Stark/Gregory House, with implied House/Wilson in parts 1 & 2, plus implied Tony/Pepper and Tony/Rhodey in part 1
Disclaimer: I own no one and nothing, except for a messed up mind that likes playing with other people's characters and universes.

1. Scotch & Sarcasm, PG-13, UST/pre-slash, humor, ~3000 words

2. Beer & Blood, PG-13, UST, drama/hurt/comfort, ~5000 words

3. Wit & Whiskey, R, slash, drama/humor/romance, ~3000 words

Since today is Femslash Day, I've made a list of my favorite f/f vids over here (Multifandom, Buffyverse, Stargate, Torchwood, Firefly, Xena, Veronica Mars, Battlestar Galactica).

Is it just me, or is some of the bitching over Silent Hill Homecoming getting stupider, and stupider? To hopefully prove my point, here are some examples.


( Cut for you insanity and for some MAJOR SPOILERS! )

Got this in the ol' Inbox a few days ago and I thought I'd share:

Dear Amazon.com Customer,

We've noticed that customers who have purchased or rated Silent Hill 3 or other games in the PlayStation 2 > Adventure category have also purchased Disney Hannah Montana: Spotlight World Tour. For this reason, you might like to know that Disney Hannah Montana: Spotlight World Tour will be released on August 12, 2008....

Is there some kind of masochistic connection I'm not getting here? You know, though, the bloody and brutal murder of Hannah Montana by Claudia WOULD be the best of both worlds!

I preordered my 2-disc copy of Iron Man.
You get a bit of a discount if you order early from Amazon.com.

I can't wait to watch this in my own living room on our 42" LCD TV with the surround sound. And if there's commentary? I will die an extra happy woman.

Title: Fragments
Characters: Jack & Ana Lucía, Shannon, Claire, Juliet, Sun and Kate.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 600
Prompt: #75, shattered.
Summary: Six 100-words drabbles, each featuring a scene/encounter between Jack and the six women above.
Note: written for Day 14's queen, elise_509, at the lostsquee's Luau.
Disclaimer: Lost is not mine.

The first time he is very drunk.

Title: Narnia credits
Vidder: Katta
Fandom: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (2005 film)
Music: Aslan's Theme from the 1988-1990 BBC Narnia TV series, by Geoffrey Burgon
Summary: Fake credits for a Narnia TV series starring the new Narnia cast. With this video, I celebrate both my childhood nostalgia and my adult squee.
Length: 1.18

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The English version of the Degeneration website is online, and says that a new trailer will be shown at Comic Con 2008 on July 25th :D

http://www.sonypictures.com/homevideo/residentevildegeneration/index.html

Song/Title: Wonderful Tonight
Vidder: Me (impala_chick)
Artist: Eric Clapton
Fandom: Smallville
Characters/Pairings: Clark/Lana
Clips: Through 7.12
Summary: "And I tell her, as I turn out the light, I say my darling, you are wonderful tonight."
V/N: I wanted to portray the ache that Clark and Lana have for each other, and I wasn't satisfied until I used an epic song (this clapton song srsly makes me cry). That being said, I don't think I did this song justice. And I tried doing some things a little differently using color and b/w. So feel free to be honest in what you think.

Links This Way!

~

The english Degeneration page is up -> Here

By Way of Explanation
Pairing: Tony/Obadiah&
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: NSFW; non-con; did I mention non-con?
A/N: Major props to Quigonejinn for the idea and the beta work, which was extensive. ( Here we go )

Had to take three out of four cats to the vet for shots, cortisone treatments (flea allergies) and in one case, worming. This meant getting up and taking the Hubby to work so I could have the car, which put me in a sleepy mode all day. The cats are not the most cooperative about this (especially Tika!) though listening to them complaining in three-part harmony was funny. We've got antibiotic for poor Cotton, who hates it. Three out of four also have new collars (or at least, they will once we get Ink Jet inside to put his on). Callie goes tomorrow to the mobile vet for her shots; it's far, far cheaper than the regular vet! Another morning of getting up early and staying up.

Boy #2 has a friend over for the night. The friend is fine; he's a polite young man who I like. But they were up until 11:30 playing the PS2 (this was after DVBS ended). That's too late, and I had to tell them it was time to stop.

One of Boy #1's friends called him... at 11:20 p.m.! I told him that it was too late to call, and truthfully, he was lucky to find Boy #1 up and about. I hope I got through to him about not calling after 10 p.m. - I originally thought it was some kind of emergency!

And... Boy #1 has just gone to bed - a little after midnight. He took a shower after the phone call and wanted to wash some clothes! I'm beginning to despair of getting this crew back on a normal schedule come August. I know part of the fault is mine, but they do know better and these late nights really take their toll on Boy #2. And going to bed doesn't actually mean going to sleep... sigh.

Hubby spent a few hours out and about when I sent him for milk, even going to Barnes and Noble! Fortunately, unlike yesterday, when a trip to the library lasted until nearly nine, he was home early enough for us to have dinner before the DVBS bus came to collect Boy #2. First eight-hour day in about three weeks, I think.

So, there you go. As they say, when mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
 

Where de heck did it go...? *looks around franticly* Isn't there supposed to be weekly drabble....? *cries* Little!Caspian wants his weekly drabble challenge.... And he's sobbing like crazy. Now look what you did! I'm going to have to give him cookies now when what he really wants is a drabble challenge....

The three shallow things I'm going to miss the most when I'm in Chile:

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince film.
Watching new episodes of Chuck on Monday nights.
Watching new episodes of Heroes on Monday nights.

Oh, please let me have a time and place to be able to download my TV shows while I'm there... LOL



The HP thing really isn't too big a deal. I'll be home three weeks after it comes out. But still. ;-)